It’s Saturday and time for my story again.
So now that I am a big boy, I thought I would work on some old topics with mommy.
1. Eat chocolate, cake, cookies, and lollipops whenever I want
2. Watch whatever I want on TV
3. Jump, run, and scream anytime I want.
4. Go to bed when I want
5. Choose what rules to follow
What did mommy say to all that???? She gave me her mommy look and said “Not happening, dude.”
I think I’ll have to sneak out how to hypnotize your parents into doing what you want books from the library. Any good book suggestions?