Dinosaur POOP for Dinner???

poop collage

poop collage

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My prompt is: Create a recipe that describes your blog (I so stole this from Circle of Moms and I’ve done it before).

It was submitted by: http://www.crumpetsandbollocks.com     

What a great prompt!!!

Since I have been writing about healthy eating, this is perfect. You can check out my previous posts on my organic and NON-GMO meal plans HERE.

Then I have to think about my WILD 5yr old dinosaur at home and a hubby that is VERY picky and often chooses to eat the unhealthy foods.

Taking all this into consideration, my meal would be…EVERY PART OF THE MEAL WOULD BE MADE FROM ORGANIC AND NON-GMO FOODS

 

Homemade dinosaur chicken nuggets – I would ground raw chicken, some veggies, fresh herbs (cilantro, dill, and onion), and other spices. I would section the ground chicken mixture into balls then shape into various dinosaurs (of course my ability to create tyrannosaurus rex, velociraptor, spinosaurus, stegosaurus, triceratops, pterodactyl, and ankylosaurus would be spot on). Then I would amazingly and beautifully coat the shapes with panko and cococut shreds, bake at 350 for about thirty minutes and they would be PERFECT for any carnivorous dinosaur. 

Couscous with carrots, cauliflower, and broccoli using the dry couscous from the bulk section I would boil the couscous then leave on the side. Then I would coat the veggies in seasoning and fresh herbs (cilantro, dill, rosemary, and onion). After the veggies are cooked, I would mix them with the couscous and serve for any hungry herbivores.

coucous veggie collage

Fruit Salad- Depending on what they have already cut at Whole Foods, or I would cut them myself. I would have Dino’s favorite fruits right now…pineapple, cantaloupe, and watermelon. Though they should be eaten carefully…as they are dinosaur waste. 

hummus collage

Lemon and lime flavored water  we all need to drink, why not some stinky dinosaur pee? 

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I think Dino would get a huge kick out of eating like a carnivore and herbivore. Even better as he gets to eat dinosaur poop and pee…what boy wouldn’t get a HUGE kick out of having a dinner like that!

Perhaps one day I will do this…and post about it. Perhaps this summer would be the perfect time to experiment with making homemade chicken nuggets?

What do you think? Would you like to eat at our house?

 


Comments

Dinosaur POOP for Dinner??? — 28 Comments

  1. Mmm that meal sounds divine but is it okay if I don’t tell anyone I’m eating dino poop & pee?

  2. Would I want something with “poop” in its name for dinner? As a boy’s mom, I hear enough poop and fart all day long, so don’t be mad if I don’t! Maybe we could make some dino shaped cookies instead? With pink frosting? What do you think?

  3. I’m probably going to try to make those nuggets. I don’t totally embrace the concept of healthy eating at all, but my kids like nuggets and those things in the bag at the store (Tyson maybe?) are nasty, like they make McNuggets look like fine dining.

    When I did this prompt, many moons ago, and where I stole the idea because I was having some creative block coming up with prompts, (my blog was dribbles and grits before some guy from Japan bought the domain the moment it expired, so now it’s crumpets and bollocks, but anyway)… It’s very unhealthy, but it’s for mom so it’s ok. It’s more like SOUL FOOD… http://www.circleofmoms.com/recipe/dribbles-grits-mommy-s-cup-sanity

    • Oh yeah, those premade nuggets are awful. I recently bought organic, non-gmo ones and they tasted so different, like real chicken. It was a shocker.OH NO…how annoying that he bought your domain…that stinks big time. I’m sorry

  4. What a creative response! I bet any 5 year old boy would love to eat like different dinosaurs…and then eat “poop” and “pee” too! Creative, fun, tasty and educational…definitely sounds like this space!

Would love to read your thoughts